Recipe Disclaimer

I'm a mystery writer first and an amateur chef second. I emphasize "amateur" because I want you to know that my test kitchen is just that: a "test kitchen." So, please don't blame me for any kitchen mishaps!

While I test each recipe to the best of my ability, cooking is not only an art but a science. This is where I emphasize "writer." Writers aren't known for being good at the math part of science. So, things can go awry. If your bread doesn't rise (hopefully your anger doesn't) or your cookies come out burnt (I hope you don't), don't get upset (and don't blame me!).

I'm not going to sugarcoat it - I take no responsibility for the outcome of the recipes found on my website. Cook at your own risk.

Like I said: I'm a passionate cooker and writer, so I promise that every recipe will be the spiciest I can make it (even the ones without spice). I'll bring you only the tastiest and most entertaining recipes.

If you decide to cook with me, remember to take your thyme (I mean time) and have fun in the kitchen - even if the result isn't picture-perfect (or any good).

Remember - any recipe can be improved with a pinch of salt, a tablespoon of sugar - and ordering takeout.

So, let's get cooking!